“More like Jackie HO,” rushed everyone to tweet on Twitter.
Donald Trump, and Melania Trump, who got a lot more than she expected when she originally decided to marry a rich American for a visa and a luxurious life, are completely delusional. Completely. There is truly nothing that a Trump could say which would surprise me unless it was somehow related to an actual fact. Now Trump is suggesting that his wife is the equivalent of Jackie Kennedy. I mean… Jackie decidedly turned a blind eye to her cheating husband, so I guess that’s on the mark.
Politico reports that Trump is up to some more lies. No not about the impending war with Iran which could screw up global politics real nice, Trump is keeping it low-key lying this go around. This time he’s just making a completely inaccurate, boastful comment about people in his orbit, which is a favoriteof his.
Trump was on State-TV–I mean Fox & Friends–and decided that since it’s Fox News, no one would even blink at any of the crazy shit he said. And so he really went for it, claiming that Melania is the current-day equivalent to Jackie O:
“We have our own Jackie O, it’s called Melania, Melania T.”
So I guess that’s why he’s going to repaint the Air Force One–which he’s threatened before. The plane last saw a major visual overhaul because of Miss Jackie O–who colored it sky blue. Because the next Jackie O should do it? Someone equal in culture and grace? Which just screams Trump. But Trump says that he’s not ruining an iconic look (like how they ruined Christmas), he’s just reflecting current day Amurihka painting it red, white and blue. Here’s some concept work:
And here’s what Trump had to say about it:
“I like the concept of red, white and blue. It’ll look much better, actually. The baby blue doesn’t fit with us.”
Well the baby fits with you because you’re definitely as smart and rational as one but can I ask what the fuck is the “concept” of a color? Oh, and Trump is also redoing the inside too, so expect the next President to walk onto Air Force One and wonder why everything is gold.
Trumpalso defended Melania’s fashion choices, like any good husband who pays attention to his wife, when she isn’t gross and pregnant. She’s not out of touch and has no idea what to wear when around regular peasant folk doing regular things–she’s just hyper-stylish. And you “media” “fake news” people might not get it, but his audience sure does:
“When I go speak in big crowds, we have tremendous crowds and so many people are holding up banners, [Trump continued, saying that the banners often contained admiration of Melania, including] we love high heels!”
Oh yeah, a Trump Rally really seems like a place full of strappy stilettos. The outfit is a MAGA hat, T-shirt saying: “I’d Rather Be Russian Than Democrat!”, black skinny jeans and heels. All designed by Kanye West.
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