Elon Musk Wants You to Buy This 'Bulletproof' T-Shirt 'Guaranteed to Make You Buff'

Since failing in spectacular fashion to demonstrate the effectiveness of the Tesla Cybertruck’s so-called “bulletproof glass” during a November 2019 press event, CEO Elon Musk has proven at least one thing: He can still manufacture a decent self-deprecating joke. On Tuesday, Musk tweeted out a photo of a model wearing a black cotton t-shirt with the now-familiar image of the shattered window emblazoned in the middle of it. The caption: “T-shirt is bulletproof and makes you buff.”

T-shirt is bulletproof & makes u buff!https://t.co/wO0oAakclu pic.twitter.com/8k1WvVO1sm

While Musk’s tweet alone would’ve made for a solid visual gag, Musk—always selling—included a link to the Tesla store where, of course, you can now purchase the 45-frickin-dollar black tee for yourself. “Designed for exceptional comfort and inspired by the Cybertruck unveil event,” the description reads, “the Cybertruck Bulletproof Tee is made from 100% cotton and features our signature Cybertruck icon on the back. (The shirt, it turns out, is just one of a surprisingly vast array of items available in the auto company’s store, which also sells hoodies, hats, sweatshirts, and yes, baby onesies.)

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As for that t-shirt, unfortunately Musk and his engineers will also need to go back to the drawing board with this design, too, if they actually expect it to stop a lead projectile or erase your winter weight. Until then, if you have $45 you don’t know what to do with—and a willingness to wildly adjust your expectations—you can place an order for yourself. The jacked biceps and six-pack abs, we’re afraid, still come separately.

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